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BJ and Jamie - Halloween Jokes 10/31 (Audio)

October 31, 2018

We have THE BEST halloween jokes.

1 What kind of instrument do you play on Halloween?

A SPOOKulele.

2 what kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room?

a spoo-key

3 Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?

They have no body to love. 

4 Why are Skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin

5 Zombie pick up line

“Hey babe. Rigor mortis has set in…if you know what I mean”

6 Why do they put gates on cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in

7 What do you call a dead detective?

Sherlock Bones

8 What makes a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone

9 What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A stake sandwich.

10 Who do vampires buy their cookies from? 

The Ghoul Scouts