Beauty Blunders

January 25, 2016

Tales about feminine beauty regimes are seldom this dramatic but one woman has shared the harrowing story of how she mistakenly glued her buttocks together. And it's a cautionary tale for those who believe that they're capable of carrying out their own hair removal in the comfort of their own home. The woman, who posted her story online as yourmomiswatchingthinkbeforeyoupost, started out by explaining that she decided to wax one night when she'd pout her kids to bed.

She took a cold wax kit out and explained "you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off".

Instead of rubbing them together, though, she used a hairdryer to heat the wax.

She explains: "I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn’t the best feeling, but it wasn’t too bad." Her test session having gone OK, Yourmomiswatching moved on to a more intimate area.
"I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek," she recounts.
After inhaling deeply, she pulled the strip and suddenly she says she was blinded by the pain.

"I think I may pass out. Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip…it’s not! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake."

Worried about what action she needs to take, Yourmomiswatching puts both feet on the floor - and instantly regrets it.
"My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut! I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do. What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I’ll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right?"

Sadly, this was not the answer, as her buttocks soon became affixed to the bottom of the bath.

Spying the lotion which comes with the wax to remove it, she goes for broke and applies liberally.

"The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. Its sooo painful, but I really don’t care." Happy to get the wax off, but the time Yourmomiswatching realises that not one hair has been removed, she explains that she decides to shave it instead.

Slacker said that he shaves fast and while shaving in the shower, he accidentally slashed his head open with his razor because he was holding it the wrong way. Slacker also commented that grandpa’s always have the best lotions when speaking to one caller who bleached her hair.

Steve mentioned that there was a girl who turned herself pink with bath oil, and he wasn’t sure if he would rather be pink or have his butt sealed shut with wax. Steve also wondered whether one caller, who’s family friend burned off her eyebrows, made good on her mistake.

Intern Scott