Hillbilly Hookups

January 22, 2016

The bedroom is a perfectly acceptable place to get a little freaky...but sometimes the mood hits you and there isn't a bedroom available. If you have ever had an encounter that was in a somewhat crazy place you will enjoy this! 
Couple Jailed For Park Bench Sex Romp
A couple having sex in broad daylight on a Florida park bench was arrested Sunday afternoon after a 12-year-old boy riding his bike spotted the lewd duo in action, according to cops.The child was pedaling home through a park in Bunnell when he “observed a male and a female having intercourse on the park bench,” according to court records.Upon arriving at his residence, the boy told his father what he had witnessed, prompting the man to go and see if the suspects remained on the scene. When the boy’s father arrived at the park, the couple was still on the bench and “the female was putting her pants back on.”Police identified the suspects as William Murphy, 37, and Connie Whitaker-Roberts, 33. While the duo claimed to have just been kissing, cops arrested them after the boy positively identified the pair “as the individuals he observed having intercourse.”
Ashley called in to say that she had relations with a toll booth worker in the booth! A second caller, Daniel, said that he had sex with a woman in between two dumpsters.  Betty-Sue from Kentucky called to say that while she was meeting some of her friends in a bar, she met a hot guy and they started making out, and it turned out to be her cousin. Lisa called to talk about her break-in office building hookups.
Slacker said that one caller must have been short a quarter because she had relations with a toll booth worker in the toll booth. Slacker disputed the claim that anyone from Hazard county Kentucky would stop them from kissing.
Steve said he would have left the green toll light on while they were getting busy but the caller said the toll lane was closed. Steve recommended that one should not bargain shop when at an hourly hotel for a hook up.

Intern Scott