Slacker and Steve - Got Out of It (Audio)

February 27, 2017

Photo: Norma Cornes |

At this point, it is unknown what kind of career 54-year-old Masaru Miura has, but the Japanese businessman was so disheartened or stress with his job, he stabbed himself just to get one day off. Miura told police that he was stabbed in the hip by an unknown assailant early Wednesday morning.  As police questioned him however, they found inconsistencies with his story, and Miura eventually confessed to stabbing himself with a knife he found near a subway ticket station at Nagoya Municipal.  He was eventually arrested for interfering with police duties.


What's the furthest you've gone to get out of something?