Slacker and Steve - Lie to my Guy (Audio)

June 22, 2017

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Sometimes women tell their husbands some little white lies and we found a list of women sharing some of the lies they have told! Here are a few-

 

1. "I never told him our toddler dropped his super-expensive watch in the toilet, which is why it quit working a month later."

2. "He doesn’t know I still do a few party drugs every now and then when I go on weekend getaways with my friends. Nothing crazy, but he’s very anti any illegal substance, so even hitting a joint is an offense that would get me a lecture about drug cartels if he knew."

3. "I still flirt with a couple of my high school boyfriends on Facebook, which is the saddest clichéd, basic bitch bullsh*t ever but it’s harmless and makes me feel good so f*ck it. I’ve never crossed a line”.

4. "Well, my ex thought that I was 'sick' a lot when I was really just drunk or hungover, which, in retrospect, was an issue all on its own."

5. "'Hon, I have no f*cking idea what happened to that shirt your ex gave you and if you bring it up again, I’m going to go ape-sh*t on you.' I know exactly where it is. It's somewhere in the county landfill and has been since I threw it away about a year ago."

 

What lies have you told your guy?