Slacker and Steve - Pregnancy Pitfalls (Audio)

May 24, 2017

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Pregnancy...one of the greatest and worst things a woman can go through. Every woman has their own pregnancy secrets. Check out this list sharing the gross, honest secrets of pregnancy:

1. You refuse to shave.
2. You go to a drive-thru and order a #6, #9, and #12 — for yourself.
3. You drop a carton of ice cream on the floor — and leave it for someone else to pick up.
4. You pee your pants multiple times.
5. You create a makeshift maxi pad with toilet paper.
6. You pee in the shower.
7. You squeeze your nipples to see if breast milk comes out.
8. You scream on the toilet because you feel so constipated that you worry you'll push out the baby.
9. You wear the same maternity bra over and over.
10. You use your belly as a catch-all for crumbs

 

Do you plead guilty for any of these gross pregnancy secrets? What are your gross pregnancy secrets?