Slacker and Steve - Junk Injuries 10/13

Friday, October 13th


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Yeah. He you know. We don't know why we did this to ourselves or TU every once in awhile and I just wanna start this entire thing with that a complete total apology thank you to anyone listening anyone. Who will be here for the next few short seconds and then go running away. On the we will talk about times you hurt your. John. I'm John Q injuries so in the reason it happened the reason we decided to talk about this is there was a story. That we saw. An ice. Literally all day today thought there was a glitch in the matrix. Because. I remember this exact salary months ago wasn't like 23 months ago a guy in China. Rushed to the hospital after getting his stuff stuck. In a wrench. Crescent wrench or a play the adjustable replace print I would I would say hey. This it means crescent wrench you just. Going to anonymously had to be one of the late dimensions that's always seal a deal done. I was DynCorp is a real occasionally he any is OK you don't need and so the more. It hurt the more the blood flowing down there and I made it worse right I don't partisan yes it became impossible from any had to go to the hospital. Bomb it they couldn't cut through wrenched so she uses disk cutter which I don't know what that is you know dribble. A notice. Own a grinder kinda dream yeah I don't grinder anywhere near my Coke if you raise serious outlandish but yeah well me and we're very yeah. Jewels yet and it takes off the likes what I think scope and bombed so it was freed after two hour. This so then we lights. And we should talk about joint interest isn't much other stories but and it's like wait a minute I know we've already talked other sore right. What's the other one guy put a wrench on his stuff and then didn't go to the doctor for like three d.s usually during terrorist you know. Actually got there it was back right each. Com Yahoo!. This guy's been freed has he went right away from so ladies gentlemen ever if you got something. He took if you got a tool metrics if something's stuck on your. It's dusk the public service announcement from site turns these moves Carlos Ferrero I would. Old. So. I guess when we're gonna do is what you call and tell us how you around. How you are yours. If you if you did there's an adversary in the news and I'm just I'm caught this this was some. From the other day that there is some doctors had to put out a warning saying. Don't try to clean. Your lady parts holdouts. Within cucumbers now what do you know buddies were doing that to begin with the eight you know. I don't it feels like something Gwyneth Paltrow would put up on her weird side it is she does all he's weird things but it's like. Apparently they were peeling a cucumber he's trying to Ababa. And then. When some and somebody told them that it would make things better. If you clean there. He'll do it this is used addicted to clean yourself because your stuff and cucumber like Bynum I little sort of an end and yes if you read on the Internet maybe I would I would maybe. Shoot the call over to your primary care physician and don't. All this has really skewed number. Played hard things are you think that's a good idea that NBC it's not they say it's not don't use any vegetable or. I'll post a lot of outs are thought that's what the reviews of his or supplements are the match. I don't. Not. No Steve disarray I said I read those two numbers bad score in every other every other vegetable but. What what do you want need so I have to confess or tell me what you want you say it saves where Iraq. So I don't care because now now I am forced to go through all the vegetables in my head that are shaped like that and then convince myself. Not to save them all on the air. And that's what's happening in my head and so I can't concentrate on anything else because the west plant. Okay who took the truck state and sometimes is about I wanted to stop but he can't so there's something in the cucumbers that's what does Obama. She should. Know Q Alec brown sugar and road. Oh. Okay thanks so don't do that okay it will hurt your stuff. She joked. Sure we keep going to what we do now I mean can we ruined the show jumped is there any okay bottom line is this what you're Duncan resource and I feel like in the NB a total accident. I I think you probably better if there are accidents. I don't think we wanna talk to the people on purpose with oranges as the French people if you do the little people you can't because here's the thing. We have huge stack of papers of these are all stories I believe are intentional jumped injuries heat and shockingly enough. They're all male BR here's I don't go play with his jokes. And guess what happened did you another guy with a toaster I know what it's are you go it. Guests are Jim Angle setting does a pinch resist to put in case you know. I'm ruining today's show what. I just found out my toaster had bagel sending them. I've always just turn the knob and I never even noticed those four but oh yeah that's for your Rangel said he also. To be totally honest I'm I burned like 6008. CNN I'm sitting here about a bird I already burned 2 lead in the morning and pump my daughter comes around the corner showed she goes. And she put McCoy and she's like it's a big setting it might. So your senator. Early and try. Never looked at. I was when I was younger and then only at. Staying with the guy with the junkie he will but yeah it's anyone's battle setting or were all right now we have to describe all Susan's just like that zucchini. So we just going to read our John Cubans it'd be more fun to talk about your job that's my take a going to leader who cares if you've got to jump injuries. We'd love to hear about it. New alleys. Yeah I guess yeah. 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