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Slacker and Steve - OPP - He's Finally Out on His Own, Until His Parents Gave Him a Call 7/17 (Audio)

Michael worked hard to get out of his parents’ house. He had to move back in with them after college, so he could save some money, and he’s finally on his own…but now his parents want to move in with him for a bit. They are selling their house and building a new one, and need a place to stay until...
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Slacker and Steve - Filled My Stairway with Snow So I Could Ski Down It. It's Time for Drunk or Kid! 6/28 (Audio)

"Called 911 because the cable TV was malfunctioning." DRUNK OR KID?
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Slacker and Steve - After 200 Listens, "Baby Shark" Actually Isn't Half-Bad! 6/13 (Audio)

For the love of God, no more “Baby Shark!” Almost no parents WANT to spend a night in Hell on Earth going to a Baby Shark live show, but they will because they are good parents. Other times, parents have to rewatch the same Cailou or Paw Patrol episode over and over. What’s the annoying thing you’...
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Slacker and Steve - GMD - He's Not In Her Life, So Why Should She Have His Last Name? 6/13 (Audio)

Hannah and John were married and had a daughter. They ended up getting divorced and Hannah remarried. Hannah wants to change their daughter’s last name to match her and her new husband’s. They’re the ones raising her and she tired of getting asked questions about the different last names. John...
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Slacker and Steve - The Cart Rules at This Store Are Too Strict! 6/11 (Audio)

Hey kiddos, want some salad frosting? Just kidding, its Ranch dressing. What are the funny lies you tell your kids?
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Slacker and Steve - Wondered What It Would Be Like to Fall Down, So I Fell Down...It's Time for Drunk or Kid! 5/24 (Audio)

It's time for everyone's favorite game! We get to guess if you were drunk or a kid!
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Slacker and Steve - We Didn't Know Anything About Breastfeeding, but Now We Got a Glimpse Into the Funny Side of It 5/21 (Audio)

We’re just two dudes with zero to no knowledge of breastfeeding, so help us out here. We thought that letting out milk when a woman heard crying was a myth, but one woman worked at a veterinarian’s office and said that any time a puppy cried, her milk would let out. Another woman learned that she...
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Slacker and Steve - She Got Herself in a Prickly Situation 5/16 (Audio)

Umm…probably should have left that at home... A 5 year old brought in two DOZEN vials of crack cocaine to his preschool. Another kiddo brought in a cassette tape, not knowing what it was. None of the other students knew either….I feel old. What did you bring to show and tell?
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Slacker and Steve - This Mom Can't Wait to Snoop on Her Kid When They Get a Phone 5/7 (Audio)

Snooping is bad, unless you don’t get caught;) 25% of Americans admit to snooping on their partner’s finances. What have you caught while snooping?
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Slacker and Steve - "Mrs. Smith? Your Son Is Stuck in the Bathroom" 4/23 (Audio)

Kids do the darndest things, especially in school, which makes for an interesting conversation with their parents. One parent had to pick up their kid because they were selling imaginary friends for $1. Another parent had to pick up their kid, who had the potty training seat stuck on their head...
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