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Slacker and Steve - Her Daughter Discovered a New Toilet In"Vent"ion 8/30 (Audio)

This 16 year old didn’t like being called a thief, so he ran over a high school staff member. He was arrested later that night. Another 16 year old was arrested after taking control of a plane during a commercial flight. Kids these days.
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Slacker and Steve - Two Pairs of Pants or Bust! 8/13 (Audio)

Toddlers can throw a temper tantrum over pretty much anything, at any time. Like, not being able to hold more than one cookie in each hand, not being able to lick the bus windows, or not liking the end of Harry Potter and wanting Harry to marry Hermione. What are your toddler tantrum stories?
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Slacker and Steve - Someone Needs to Babysit These Babysitters! 8/7 (Audio)

This babysitter was definitely fired…and taken to jail. Four young toddlers were in her care, and they all went home with broken legs. Video footage shows the 25 year old woman rapidly jerking one boy into the air, which likely caused the leg break. What are your bad babysitter stories?
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Slacker and Steve - OPP - He's Finally Out on His Own, Until His Parents Gave Him a Call 7/17 (Audio)

Michael worked hard to get out of his parents’ house. He had to move back in with them after college, so he could save some money, and he’s finally on his own…but now his parents want to move in with him for a bit. They are selling their house and building a new one, and need a place to stay until...
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Slacker and Steve - Filled My Stairway with Snow So I Could Ski Down It. It's Time for Drunk or Kid! 6/28 (Audio)

"Called 911 because the cable TV was malfunctioning." DRUNK OR KID?
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Slacker and Steve - After 200 Listens, "Baby Shark" Actually Isn't Half-Bad! 6/13 (Audio)

For the love of God, no more “Baby Shark!” Almost no parents WANT to spend a night in Hell on Earth going to a Baby Shark live show, but they will because they are good parents. Other times, parents have to rewatch the same Cailou or Paw Patrol episode over and over. What’s the annoying thing you’...
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Slacker and Steve - GMD - He's Not In Her Life, So Why Should She Have His Last Name? 6/13 (Audio)

Hannah and John were married and had a daughter. They ended up getting divorced and Hannah remarried. Hannah wants to change their daughter’s last name to match her and her new husband’s. They’re the ones raising her and she tired of getting asked questions about the different last names. John...
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Slacker and Steve - The Cart Rules at This Store Are Too Strict! 6/11 (Audio)

Hey kiddos, want some salad frosting? Just kidding, its Ranch dressing. What are the funny lies you tell your kids?
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Slacker and Steve - Wondered What It Would Be Like to Fall Down, So I Fell Down...It's Time for Drunk or Kid! 5/24 (Audio)

It's time for everyone's favorite game! We get to guess if you were drunk or a kid!
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Slacker and Steve - We Didn't Know Anything About Breastfeeding, but Now We Got a Glimpse Into the Funny Side of It 5/21 (Audio)

We’re just two dudes with zero to no knowledge of breastfeeding, so help us out here. We thought that letting out milk when a woman heard crying was a myth, but one woman worked at a veterinarian’s office and said that any time a puppy cried, her milk would let out. Another woman learned that she...
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