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Slacker and Steve - GMD - He's Not In Her Life, So Why Should She Have His Last Name? 6/13 (Audio)

Hannah and John were married and had a daughter. They ended up getting divorced and Hannah remarried. Hannah wants to change their daughter’s last name to match her and her new husband’s. They’re the ones raising her and she tired of getting asked questions about the different last names. John...
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Slacker and Steve - The Cart Rules at This Store Are Too Strict! 6/11 (Audio)

Hey kiddos, want some salad frosting? Just kidding, its Ranch dressing. What are the funny lies you tell your kids?
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Slacker and Steve - Wondered What It Would Be Like to Fall Down, So I Fell Down...It's Time for Drunk or Kid! 5/24 (Audio)

It's time for everyone's favorite game! We get to guess if you were drunk or a kid!
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Slacker and Steve - We Didn't Know Anything About Breastfeeding, but Now We Got a Glimpse Into the Funny Side of It 5/21 (Audio)

We’re just two dudes with zero to no knowledge of breastfeeding, so help us out here. We thought that letting out milk when a woman heard crying was a myth, but one woman worked at a veterinarian’s office and said that any time a puppy cried, her milk would let out. Another woman learned that she...
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Slacker and Steve - She Got Herself in a Prickly Situation 5/16 (Audio)

Umm…probably should have left that at home... A 5 year old brought in two DOZEN vials of crack cocaine to his preschool. Another kiddo brought in a cassette tape, not knowing what it was. None of the other students knew either….I feel old. What did you bring to show and tell?
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Slacker and Steve - This Mom Can't Wait to Snoop on Her Kid When They Get a Phone 5/7 (Audio)

Snooping is bad, unless you don’t get caught;) 25% of Americans admit to snooping on their partner’s finances. What have you caught while snooping?
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Slacker and Steve - "Mrs. Smith? Your Son Is Stuck in the Bathroom" 4/23 (Audio)

Kids do the darndest things, especially in school, which makes for an interesting conversation with their parents. One parent had to pick up their kid because they were selling imaginary friends for $1. Another parent had to pick up their kid, who had the potty training seat stuck on their head...
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Slacker and Steve - OPP - They're Both Ready to Get Away, but She Wants Her Son to Come With Them 4/22 (Audio)

Drew has a high-pressure job and needs a break. He booked a short vacation to Hawaii for him and his girlfriend. Well, his girlfriend doesn’t want to go unless her 3-year-old son goes with. Drew doesn’t want the kid to come. He was a nice quiet, romantic trip. Is he wrong for wanting that? He likes...
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Slacker and Steve - She Duct Taped Her Mouth Shut. Drunk or Kid? 4/19 (Audio)

“I had the brilliant idea of throwing an extremely expired milk carton out of window into the backyard. I missed the window.” DRUNK OR KID?
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Slacker and Steve - Come for the Party, Stay for the Chicken Pox! 4/17 (Audio)

OH COME ON. A mom forced all of the kids who attended her daughter’s birthday party at Build-A-Bear to give ALL of the bears they created to the birthday girl. What are your kids' parties from Hell stories?
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