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Slacker and Steve - This Is What You Do Out of Spite When Your Boyfriend Is Being a Knit-Wit 3/22 (Audio)

WOW, GENIUS. Someone’s roommate owed them $10 for the internet, but only gave them $7, so they changed the Wi-Fi password so it was 10 digits long and only gave the roommate 7 of them. The roommate would get the rest after paying. What have you done out of spite?
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Slacker and Steve - Don't You Hate When Your Diamond Rings Are Too Big? 3/22 (Audio)

One pillow is too low, but two pillows is too high. Also, my Roomba runs out of batteries before it finishes vacuuming the house. Poor, poor me. #FirstWorldProblems. What are your first world problems?
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Slacker and Steve - Swallowed a Tooth and Didn't Realize Until Later. It's Time for Drunk or Kid! 3/22 (Audio)

"I brought someone a bowl of water when they asked for ice." DRUNK OR KID?
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Slacker and Steve - These People Wish Their Neighbor Would Leaf Them Alone! 3/21 (Audio)

A man paid $9,000 for a six-foot fence to contain his dogs, but a neighbor complained about its height. He chopped the fence down to the allowed height of three feet and positioned several naked mannequins sitting around a table with a note that said “Reserved seat for the nosey neighbor that...
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Slacker and Steve - This Is Steve's Fridge. Is He Actually an Adult? 3/21 (Audio)

Remember being a kid and thinking you’d be a grown up when you turn 18? HA. What a joke. Most people don’t become “adults” until their 30s, but we think Steve isn’t one yet. Check out the picture of his fridge. What was the sign that made you realize you’re an adult?
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Slacker and Steve - Some Emails Aren't Meant for Everyone to See 3/20 (Audio)

That wasn’t supposed to happen…A woman was missing her husband and made a video to express how much she missed him. He saw it, and so did 2000 other people after it accidentally got posted on Facebook. How has tech screwed you over?
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Slacker and Steve - Sometimes It's Just Quicker to Take the Stairs 3/20 (Audio)

Cheaters suck, but this woman might have taken it a too far. She accused him of cheating after he refused to show her his texts, so she grabbed a kitchen knife and chased him across six lanes of traffic. How have you gotten revenge on someone?
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Slacker and Steve - Things Can Get Weird on Spring Break 3/19 (Audio)

Spring Break is still a big deal to those youngins, but this party got a little too physical. There was a massive brawl involving dozens of women and no one knows why it started. What’s the wildest thing that happened to you during Spring Break?
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Slacker and Steve - Can I Get Another Burger Please? This Time, Hold the Hair! 3/19 (Audio)

It doesn’t matter if tomatoes are a fruit or vegetable, they’re gross. One woman hates them so much that she threw a fit at a restaurant and threw a cookie rack after she requested no tomatoes on her burger, but it came with them. What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a fast food restaurant?
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Slacker and Steve - It Turns Out We Were All Pretty Reckless When We Were 16 3/18 (Audio)

We don’t really like talking about politics, but these responses are hilarious. People are explaining why lowering the voting age to 16 is a bad idea…when I was 16… “I bought a live lobster, put it on a leash, and walked it around the neighborhood at 2am.” “I sucked a drinking glass to my face for...
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