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Submarine

Slacker and Steve - "Captain, Does the Submarine Feel Heavy to You?" 9/17 (Audio)

Nothing like building a submarine, only to realize the decimal was in the wrong place and its 70 TONS TOO HEAVY. YOU HAD ONE JOB. What are your “you had one job” stories?
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Woman Throwing Clothes

Slacker and Steve - He Was Out All Night. When He Returned, His Clothes Were Gone 9/17 (Audio)

That hurts. Liam Hemsworth learned about his split from Miley Cyrus from social media! Another man was angry his girlfriend broke up with him, and he decided it was a good idea to get revenge on her by sharing naked photos of her...just a reminder, THAT IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA. Don’t be that guy. What...
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Emojis

Slacker and Steve - Aren't Emojis Supposed to Make You Happy? 9/17 (Audio)

Don’t you just hate calls from unknown numbers, bad WiFi connections, when your sock falls down inside your shoe, or how you have to pay to park at hospitals!? What are your biggest life inconveniences?
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Boss Holding Fish

Slacker and Steve - She Left Her Boss a Smelly Surprise 9/17 (Audio)

So, there’s a few weird things about this story… 1. People in New Zealand are given a heads up if they’re getting fired and they are legally allowed to bring a “support person,” (typically a friend, spouse, lawyer) but, 2. This guy brought a clown to just sit there and make balloons while the guy...
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Cat Out of the Bag

Slacker and Steve - The Cat's Out of the Bag on Public Transportation! 9/16 (Audio)

We are all for public transportation, but if you’re going to use it, don’t do this…One man shaved his head while on the Subway. Another man clipped his toenails while on the bus. Ick. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen on public transportation?
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Bad Mom

Slacker and Steve - We Love Moms...but Some of Them Are Just Plain Bad! 9/13 (Audio)

Even a 10 year old knows not to drink and drive. Talk about a bad mom. What's your bad mom story?
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Drinking Groom

Slacker and Steve - Slacker Drank Too Much At His Wedding 9/12 (Audio)

Wedding dresses can be expensive, but that won’t stop this bride. She couldn’t stand the idea of just wearing it once, so she dyed it green so she can keep wearing it. Another bride’s family is requesting that wedding guests pay for their son’s meal after being a meal short during an ordering...
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Confused Toddler Using Toilet

Slacker and Steve - You've Been Using the Toilet All Wrong 9/12 (Audio)

When you gotta go, YOU GOTTA GO, but most of us are sitting on the toilet wrong. Being in a seated position can cause so much strain, that it can cause heart attacks and even strokes! You should be in more of a squat position. What are your toilet tales?
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Cray Cray Burger Eater

Slacker and Steve - These People Went Cray Cray for Some Cheeseburgers! 9/11 (Audio)

A cold burger can really be a downer, but there’s no need for this reaction! Two men threatened McDonalds employees with guns because they received cold burgers! When have you just gone cray cray?
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Roller Coaster

Slacker and Steve - "Wait a Minute, Where'd Ya Get That Roller Coaster In Your Backyard Again?" 9/6 (Audio)

We can’t decide if these are stupid stealers, or kind of smart stealers? A woman was caught doing the ol bait-and-switch scheme after trying to steal a $28,000 ring from Costco (didn’t even know they sold jewelry there tbh). Another person stole a full roller coaster ride. Just drove off with it.
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