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Slacker and Steve - What If Our Cars Had an Extra Horn? 7/22 (Audio)

These would make the world 100% better: If you don’t use your turn signal, your car doesn’t turn, mandatory pockets in all dresses, airplanes should be boarded BACK to FRONT, and an “I’m sorry” horn for when you’re driving and you know you messed up. GENIUS. What are your dumb ideas that would make...
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Slacker and Steve - This Man Got Something Stuck In His Eye and It's Grossing Us Out! 7/19 (Audio)

NO. EW. This man was having some eye irritation, thought it was a little sawdust, but BOY WAS HE WRONG. It was a TICK. EW. What’s been stuck in you?
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Slacker and Steve - What Happens When You Have TOO MUCH Food? Sounds Like a First World Problem! 7/19 (Audio)

Vacuums are supposed to make everything cleaner, not spread dirt around, or in this case, dog poop. What are your first world problems?
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Slacker and Steve - Slacker Doesn't Want to Ruffle Any Feathers, but He Hates Birds 7/18 (Audio)

Birds. Are. Horrible. And they’re turning more violent this summer. What are your bird stories?
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Slacker and Steve - Slacker And Steve Almost Got Beat Up Yesterday 7/18 (Audio)

This woman made a sticky situation, well, Spider-Man helped out, too. A woman was so offended by a statue of Spider-Man’s hands, that she wrote the Mayor to remove it…because she thought they were devil horns. What are your “not what it looks like” stories?
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Slacker and Steve - Gesundheit! 7/17 (Audio)

Ever crashed your car because of a sneeze? Uhhh, right....me neither...Meanwhile, this college student has made over $700 for selling videos of her sneezing. What are your sneezing stories?
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Slacker and Steve - Wrecking Your Car Isn't Usually Considered Lucky, but It Was for This Guy! 7/17 (Audio)

This is one lucky man! He was joking around with some friends about how lucky he is, when he decided to buy some lottery tickets and won A MILLION DOLLARS. When do you have some big luck?
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Slacker and Steve - No, I'm Not a Dancer. This Police Uniform Is Real! 7/16 (Audio)

People actually get mad about this? This husband did NOT like seeing his wife get on stage at a strip club, so he punched another man, and was charged with battery. What are your strip club stories?
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Slacker and Steve - Wake Up! You're Not Actually In the Bathroom! 7/16 (Audio)

Yaaawwn. It’s difficult to get a full night’s sleep, but at least we don’t have to worry about sleepwalking! Unlike these people who stuffed a turkey, threw all of their saved money out the window, or invited a stranger in who then stole their laptop and wallet. What are your sleepy stories?
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Slacker and Steve - We Keep Normal Things In Our Car, but They Kept THIS 7/15 (Audio)

We normally keep things like change, jumper cables, or in the winter, a sledding saucer in our cars, but this couple was found with a rattlesnake, whiskey, and uranium...What's the weird thing you keep in your car?
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