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Slacker and Steve - Wait, You Can't Leave This Date! You're My Ride Home! 5/22 (Audio)

Some dates can be expensive, but this man made off with $80K! I guess there's no second date! What's your dating disaster story?
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Slacker and Steve - She Quit Her Job, but Not Before Causing Some Damage 5/21 (Audio)

We don’t have the guts to do this. A 17 year old announced he was quitting over the store’s intercom. He ended his rant with “F*** management, f*** this job and f*** Walmart.” Customers cheered and clapped as he walked out of the store. When have you left your job like a boss?
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Slacker and Steve - We Know It's Weird, but a Woman Saw a Giraffe in Colorado. No, Not at the Zoo 5/21 (Audio)

Slacker saw some deer in the Tech Center today. Pretty weird. In Texas, a giant spool rolled down a highway after coming loose from a truck. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen?
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Slacker and Steve - Your Weapon of Choice Stinks 5/17 (Audio)

This woman is cocoNUTS. She was arrested after she attacked a man with a coconut. Yes, it happened in Florida. A restaurant chef threw a piece of meat at his wife, but missed and hit a customer. No, that wasn’t in Florida, but Germany. What are your weird weapon stories?
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Slacker and Steve - She Got Herself in a Prickly Situation 5/16 (Audio)

Umm…probably should have left that at home... A 5 year old brought in two DOZEN vials of crack cocaine to his preschool. Another kiddo brought in a cassette tape, not knowing what it was. None of the other students knew either….I feel old. What did you bring to show and tell?
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Slacker and Steve - Sometimes the Best Pep Talks Come from the Littlest Voices 5/15 (Audio)

An 11 year old girl wrote to the Prime Minister of New Zealand to try and get a job training dragons and asked for telekinetic powers. Who’d you write a letter to? Did they respond?
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Slacker and Steve - I Thought This Was a Wedding...What's With the Casket? 5/14 (Audio)

Weddings are expensive, and funerals are overpriced, so this bride wants to save some money by combining her aunt’s open casket funeral with her wedding. Most people think that’s creepy. Another bride got VERY upset after a guest came with 10 Tupperware containers. A little tacky, but it was just...
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Slacker and Steve - Come On, People! Don't Leave Your Carts In the Middle of the Parking Lot! 5/13 (Audio)

There are some people you can look at and think “wow, that’s a good person” and then there are others…Do they line jump? Not a good person. Do they leave trash in a movie theater? Not a good person. Do they leave their shopping carts in a parking space? Definitely not a good person. What are your...
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Slacker and Steve - Only Moms Can Get Away with Threatening to Return Their Kids 5/10 (Audio)

Mother [muhth-er] 1. One person who does the work of twenty for free. Sometimes, the stress of motherhood causes some funny reactions, like this mom who learned CPR and saw a crowd of people gathered around a still body. She threw herself next to the body, shouting “everyone back! I know CPR!” That...
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Slacker and Steve - What's Up With Artichokes? 5/10 (Audio)

Pomegranates are SO GOOD, but come on. All of that work for one little nibble of a treat, and half of that is a bitter seed. And don’t forget about crab! All of the cracking, and mess of removing the shell. I want to eat, not do a puzzle. Is it worth it? What are some of your favorite foods that...
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