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Slacker and Steve - Movies Should Have Taught You to Not Take Your Dad's Car Joyriding 6/12 (Audio)

This band performing in a mall knew this was a very appropriate time to play “My Heart Will Go On!” What are your movie moments?
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Slacker and Steve - Hello, I'm the New Hire. Nice to Meet You! What's That? I'm Fired? OK, Can I Put You Down as a Reference? 6/11 (Audio)

Two weeks after working at a call center, a woman was pulled aside by her Supervisor and was fired because their zodiacs didn’t get along. Another kid was fired on his FIRST DAY of picking tomatoes after picking just the green ones…he was color blind. What are your fired fast stories?
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Slacker and Steve - Let Me Get This Straight. You Want Me to Drive You from the Back of the Building to the Front of the Building? 6/11 (Audio)

We all know Slacker loves his alcohol, but even he wouldn’t get drunk on HAND SANITIZER like these inmates. Another woman on a bachelorette party drank two bottles of wine and went “psycho” destroying the Airbnb house. What are the worst drunk decisions you’ve made?
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Slacker and Steve - The Cart Rules at This Store Are Too Strict! 6/11 (Audio)

Hey kiddos, want some salad frosting? Just kidding, its Ranch dressing. What are the funny lies you tell your kids?
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Slacker and Steve - Focus On Your IQ, Not Your Eye Drops 6/11 (Audio)

Pushups are a great way to keep your arms and chest in good shape, but don’t be an idiot and do them in the middle of the road. What are your stories about idiots?
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Slacker and Steve - There's Worms In Your Legs? Sir, Those Are Veins 6/10 (Audio)

Who do the cops call when the cops get in stuck in an elevator…inside the dispatch building? "911 what’s your emergency? “This is the police” Yes sir, this is the police, what’s the nature of your emergency? “No, this is the police” Correct again sir, how can we help you? “No, this is literally the...
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Slacker and Steve - She Was Annoyed When They Went to Bed. Then He Made It Worse by Doing This 6/10 (Audio)

Mornings are the best. There’s that good stretch you do once you wake up, you go get a fresh cup of coffee, and sometimes, you wake up to an alligator at your door. #OnlyInFlorida What’s the weirdest thing you’ve woken up to?
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Slacker and Steve - When He Went to Jail, He Called the Wrong Person for Help 6/6 (Audio)

She could have made more money than that…A woman in England found out her boyfriend was cheating, so she sold his Xbox One for $4, and she threw in a headset and a few hundred of dollars worth of games. She said she’s using the $4 to buy a new kitchen knife, since she used one of hers to slash his...
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Slacker and Steve - Steve and The Printer Still Aren't On Speaking Terms 6/4 (Audio)

For some reasons, birds keep attacking Slacker, literally dive bomb him. They have become his NEMESIS! *evil laugh* What/Who is your nemesis?
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Slacker and Steve - The App for Slacker's Thermostat Stopped Working 6/4 (Audio)

There was a major Google outage Sunday night, which meant YOUTUBE WAS DOWN! AND poor Slacker couldn't change his thermostat using the app...he had to actually get up from the couch! NOO! NO! GOD, NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What are your first world problems?
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