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Slacker and Steve - Even If They Have the Credentials, Cows Don't Belong In School! 5/22 (Audio)

Prank season is upon us, but sometimes teenagers take it too far! What's your terrible teen story?
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Slacker and Steve - We Didn't Know Anything About Breastfeeding, but Now We Got a Glimpse Into the Funny Side of It 5/21 (Audio)

We’re just two dudes with zero to no knowledge of breastfeeding, so help us out here. We thought that letting out milk when a woman heard crying was a myth, but one woman worked at a veterinarian’s office and said that any time a puppy cried, her milk would let out. Another woman learned that she...
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Slacker and Steve - She Got Herself in a Prickly Situation 5/16 (Audio)

Umm…probably should have left that at home... A 5 year old brought in two DOZEN vials of crack cocaine to his preschool. Another kiddo brought in a cassette tape, not knowing what it was. None of the other students knew either….I feel old. What did you bring to show and tell?
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Slacker and Steve - Only Moms Can Get Away with Threatening to Return Their Kids 5/10 (Audio)

Mother [muhth-er] 1. One person who does the work of twenty for free. Sometimes, the stress of motherhood causes some funny reactions, like this mom who learned CPR and saw a crowd of people gathered around a still body. She threw herself next to the body, shouting “everyone back! I know CPR!” That...
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Slacker and Steve - This Mom Can't Wait to Snoop on Her Kid When They Get a Phone 5/7 (Audio)

Snooping is bad, unless you don’t get caught;) 25% of Americans admit to snooping on their partner’s finances. What have you caught while snooping?
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Slacker and Steve - "Mrs. Smith? Your Son Is Stuck in the Bathroom" 4/23 (Audio)

Kids do the darndest things, especially in school, which makes for an interesting conversation with their parents. One parent had to pick up their kid because they were selling imaginary friends for $1. Another parent had to pick up their kid, who had the potty training seat stuck on their head...
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Slacker and Steve - OPP - They're Both Ready to Get Away, but She Wants Her Son to Come With Them 4/22 (Audio)

Drew has a high-pressure job and needs a break. He booked a short vacation to Hawaii for him and his girlfriend. Well, his girlfriend doesn’t want to go unless her 3-year-old son goes with. Drew doesn’t want the kid to come. He was a nice quiet, romantic trip. Is he wrong for wanting that? He likes...
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Slacker and Steve - Biting Your Toe Nails As a Baby Doesn't Mean You'll Bite Them As An Adult, Unless You're This Lady 4/11 (Audio)

Some adults still make a wish at 11:11, avoid stepping on cracks on the ground, run up the basement stairs when the lights are off to avoid the ghosts or monsters, and hold their breath when driving by a graveyard. All of these were learned during childhood and carried on to their adulthood. What...
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Slacker and Steve - When She Came to Pick Up Her Kid, The Babysitter Was Gone 4/10 (Audio)

It’s so difficult to find good babysitters now. This daycare organized a fight club in an attempt to entertain the kids. Another babysitter was too busy on the computer to realize the 4 year old was throwing apple sauce in the air to try and hit the fan. What’s your bad babysitter story?
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Slacker and Steve - Catch Slacker Roller Blading Around Town Soon! 3/29 (Audio)

Remember Tamagotchis? Or that pinball game on PC that everyone played when they were super bored? What about that iconic triangles, squiggles, and circle patterns on everything? We miss the 90's. What do you miss from the 90's?
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