parenting

Slacker and Steve - We Didn't Know Anything About Breastfeeding, but Now We Got a Glimpse Into the Funny Side of It 5/21 (Audio)

We’re just two dudes with zero to no knowledge of breastfeeding, so help us out here. We thought that letting out milk when a woman heard crying was a myth, but one woman worked at a veterinarian’s office and said that any time a puppy cried, her milk would let out. Another woman learned that she...
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Slacker and Steve - Only Moms Can Get Away with Threatening to Return Their Kids 5/10 (Audio)

Mother [muhth-er] 1. One person who does the work of twenty for free. Sometimes, the stress of motherhood causes some funny reactions, like this mom who learned CPR and saw a crowd of people gathered around a still body. She threw herself next to the body, shouting “everyone back! I know CPR!” That...
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Slacker and Steve - This Mom Can't Wait to Snoop on Her Kid When They Get a Phone 5/7 (Audio)

Snooping is bad, unless you don’t get caught;) 25% of Americans admit to snooping on their partner’s finances. What have you caught while snooping?
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Slacker and Steve - From Incarceration to Commencement...Now That's a Good Day! 4/24 (Audio)

“My wedding day,” “the day my child was born,” ALL LIES. The best day of Slacker’s life was the first time he heard the crowd go wild at one of his concerts. The best day of Steve’s life was the day he met Slacker ❤ What was the best day of your life?
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Slacker and Steve - "Mrs. Smith? Your Son Is Stuck in the Bathroom" 4/23 (Audio)

Kids do the darndest things, especially in school, which makes for an interesting conversation with their parents. One parent had to pick up their kid because they were selling imaginary friends for $1. Another parent had to pick up their kid, who had the potty training seat stuck on their head...
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Slacker and Steve - OPP - They're Both Ready to Get Away, but She Wants Her Son to Come With Them 4/22 (Audio)

Drew has a high-pressure job and needs a break. He booked a short vacation to Hawaii for him and his girlfriend. Well, his girlfriend doesn’t want to go unless her 3-year-old son goes with. Drew doesn’t want the kid to come. He was a nice quiet, romantic trip. Is he wrong for wanting that? He likes...
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Slacker and Steve - Come for the Party, Stay for the Chicken Pox! 4/17 (Audio)

OH COME ON. A mom forced all of the kids who attended her daughter’s birthday party at Build-A-Bear to give ALL of the bears they created to the birthday girl. What are your kids' parties from Hell stories?
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Slacker and Steve - Kids Put Rotten Eggs in His Halloween Candy...But Then Mama Got Her Revenge 4/12 (Audio)

If your mom was anything like ours growing up, you know that she definitely had quite a few "Mama Bear" moments. Parents, what has been your craziest Mama or Daddy Bear experience?
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Slacker and Steve - GMD - He's Willing to Make a Great Donation, but His Wife is Unsure About It 4/11 (Audio)

Daniel and Shanna’s friends have been trying to have a baby but haven’t had any success. They found out that his swimmers are the problem. Their friend asked if he could make a “donation” and Daniel agreed immediately. He loves his friends and would give a kidney to them. Shanna isn’t too...
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Slacker and Steve - When She Came to Pick Up Her Kid, The Babysitter Was Gone 4/10 (Audio)

It’s so difficult to find good babysitters now. This daycare organized a fight club in an attempt to entertain the kids. Another babysitter was too busy on the computer to realize the 4 year old was throwing apple sauce in the air to try and hit the fan. What’s your bad babysitter story?
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